Monday, February 18, 2008

A Tribute to the Dark Knight


Without a doubt the greatest of all traceurs to walk the earth...nay, the greatest of all mortal men to walk the earth! His incalculable dexterity, stealthiness, mad ups, and all around awesome are truly an inspiration to not just the free runners among us, but to all mankind...
It is Batman that all men aspire to become, whether they realize it or not. Batman is the reason Chuck Norris wakes up screaming at night.
statistically speaking, more American males claim to have a man-crush on Christian Bale than any other actor in history. ever.
90% of men in America claim to experience goose bumps just by hearing the phrase "I am Vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman". The other 10% claims to be gay...
May the Dark Knight continue to inspire us to fight evil, jump off buildings, look awesome, and bring justice to the Gotham city that resides within each of our hearts...forever and ever Amen.

4 comments:

Joe said...

Alas another great tribute. :) He does have amazing ups! He is...BATMAN.

Austin Koon said...

what about the ninja turtles? they were pretty beast

Shannon said...

you need to write something else in here... a new blog! :)

Eilonwy said...

Batman... yes.